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Rémy Descamps – Player Profile

Rémy Descamps is a French goalkeeper who joined Lyon in August 2024 to act as a backup for Lucas Perri. It’s a role to which the twenty-eight year old has become accustomed in recent years, having spent the majority of the previous three seasons sitting on the bench for Nantes.

Perri has been ever present so far this season in the league, so opportunities have been few and far between for Descamps. He had to wait until November for his first taste of action, when he was thrown into a reserve team match at Chambéry and kept a clean sheet in a 2-0 win.

His first team debut came five days later away at Hoffenheim in the UEFA Europa League when Perri was rested. Descamps was beaten twice from close range but also made some fine saves in a 2-2 draw. His only other appearance to date came in the Coupe de France Fifth Round when Perri was again rested for the 2-1 win against Entente Feignies Aulnoye.

A student of the game

Rémy Descamps was born in the suburbs of Lille in the far north of France and was on the books of the Lille OSC academy until his early teens. At that point, his family decided that the best way to build on his early promise as a goalkeeper was to send him to the renowned Académie des Gardiens de Buts (Academy of Goalkeepers) in Bagnères-de-Luchon for a year. So the young Descamps traveled the length of France to study the art of goalkeeping in the picturesque surroundings of the Pyrenees.

Upon graduating a year later, he moved to Clermont-Ferrand in the central Auvergne region to join the academy of local club Clermont Foot. After a couple of years representing their youth teams, Descamps was picked up by Qatari-owned sports washing project Paris Saint-Germain. He experienced success with the PSG U-19 team, winning the national U-19 championship in 2016 and reaching the UEFA Youth League final in the same season, where they lost 2-1 to Chelsea.

Gaining experience in the lower leagues

Rémy Descamps also began to feature in the PSG reserve team playing in the fourth tier CFA Groupe A in the 2015-16 season and soon became their first choice between the sticks. He represented them for two and a half seasons, even making a handful of appearances on the first team bench when a senior goalkeeper was unavailable. By January 2018 the time was ripe for him to gain some experience at a higher level, so he was loaned out to struggling Ligue 2 outfit Tours for the second half of the season.

Descamps went straight into the first team at Tours and was ever present until the end of the campaign, but was unable save them from relegation as they remained firmly rooted to the bottom of the table throughout his sojourn at the club. The following season he was loaned out again by PSG, this time back to Clermont Foot. Installed as their first choice goalkeeper, he helped them to a respectable tenth place finish in Ligue 2 and also earned his first and only call-up to the France U-21 squad.

Warming benches in Belgium

The following summer, in August 2019, Descamps ended his six-year relationship with PSG by signing for Belgian Jupiler Pro League club Charleroi for a fee of €400,000. However, his route to the first team there was blocked by his experienced compatriot Nicolas Penneteau and Descamps found himself confined to the bench.

He was still awaiting his debut when everyone found themselves confined to their homes by the Covid-19 pandemic in March 2020 and the Belgian football season was abandoned. It wasn’t until December 2020, some sixteen months after joining, that Rémy Descamps finally made his Charleroi debut. In January 2021, with Penneteau suspended following a red card, Descamps grabbed his chance and held on to the number one spot for the remainder of the season.

Cup heroics but final frustration

In summer 2021 he was on the move again. This time the destination was Nantes where manager Antoine Kombouaré signed him as back-up for first choice goalkeeper and club captain Alban Lafont. Although Descamps didn’t make a single Ligue 1 appearance in the 2021-22 season, he was installed as the club’s ‘cup goalkeeper’ and he played in every round as The Canaries made it to the final.

Descamps was instrumental in that run, keeping clean sheets in the first four rounds and saving penalties in shoot-outs against both Sochaux and later AS Monaco in the semi-final. However, Lafont was preferred for the final itself so Descamps had to watch the 1-0 victory over OCG Nice from the bench. The Coupe de France winner’s medal will have provided him with some consolation and it remains the only major honour of his career to date.

The 2022-23 season was a remarkably similar story. Descamps made just a single appearance in Ligue 1, but was again the cup goalkeeper and again helped them through a couple of penalty shoot-outs on the way to the final. He notably kept a clean sheet against Lyon in a 1-0 semi-final victory, but he was again overlooked for the final itself and had to watch from the sidelines as Nantes suffered a bruising 5-1 reversal to Toulouse.

Opportunities were not much more forthcoming the following season. Descamps played a handful of Ligue 1 matches while Lafont was injured, but never managed to retain his place in the team, so he decided to walk away at the end of the campaign when his contract expired, which is when Lyon picked him up as a free agent.

Tanner Tessmann – Player Profile

Tanner Tessmann is a tall and imposing defensive midfielder who made a name for himself with Venezia in Italy before Olympique Lyonnais signed him for €6 million in August 2024. He is a USA international, with six caps to his name, at the time of writing, having made his debut in 2021.

Tessmann, or Francis Tanner James Tessmann to give him his full name, was born in Birmingham, Alabama, in September 2001. In his youth, he spent time at the Birmingham United Soccer Association (BUSA) academy and in 2016 he moved west to join the academy of MLS side FC Dallas in Texas.

For the 2019 season, the seventeen year old Tessmann was given the chance to cut his teeth in senior soccer at North Texas SC. They were newly formed as the reserve team of FC Dallas and they entered the USL League One, which was the newly created third tier of the United Soccer League (USL).

North Texas SC took the league by storm, topping the regular season table by ten points, before winning the four team play-offs to take the championship title with a 1-0 victory over Greenville Triumph SC in the final. Tessmann impressed in central midfield and even made the Team of the Week in match-day 7 when he scored the first goal of his career. His strike, in a 4-1 home win against Orlando City B, was voted Goal of the Week.

Tessmann isn’t the only member of that youthful North Texas SC team to now be plying his trade at a major European club. Striker Ricardo Pepi bagged nine goals that season and is now banging them in for PSV Eindhoven in the Dutch Eredivisie.

Soccer or football?

Following his successful season in the USL League One, Tessmann seemed destined to progress through the ranks in the FC Dallas setup. However, he was still toying with the idea of going down the college route that is so well trodden for aspiring young athletes in the USA. Tessmann had secured a soccer scholarship to Clemson University in South Carolina with a prospective start date of June 2020 and now had a decision to make.

His godfather, Dabo Swinney, is the renowned head coach of the Clemson Tigers, the college football (gridiron) team of Clemson University and a two-time winner of the College Football Playoff National Championship Game. Tessmann was also a talented American football player and would play as a kicker for the Tigers as well as representing the college soccer team, should he choose that path. He even had his player bio page on the university website replete with a photo of him sporting the orange Tigers jersey, shoulder pads and all.

However, in February 2020, the lure of a professional soccer contract proved too much for Tessmann to resist and he signed terms with FC Dallas on a three year deal. He started the first two games of the 2020 MLS season alongside Thiago Santos in central midfield before Covid-19 brought his nascent professional career to an abrupt halt.

Starring in Dallas

It was more than five months until FC Dallas took to the field again, and over six months had passed by the time Tessmann got his next start, a 2-1 Texas derby win against Houston Dynamo. Covid continued to wreak havoc with the sporting calendar and the full schedule of regular season fixtures wasn’t fully completed, but Tessmann did feature in every FC Dallas match from there on.

They reached the post season MLS Cup play-offs where they faced Portland Timbers in the Round of 16. A late Ricardo Pepi equaliser made it 1-1 and took the tie to extra time and eventually penalties. Tessmann stepped up to take FC Dallas’ eighth penalty and coolly converted the kick, helping his side to a 9-8 victory, which he later described as “one of the best nights of my life“. Unfortunately the adventure ended in the quarter-finals when they lost 1-0 to Seattle Sounders.

Tanner Tessmann was a regular stater for FC Dallas when the 2021 MLS campaign got underway, but the season was only a couple of months old when he got the chance to cross the Atlantic and try his luck in Europe. That opportunity came in the form of a bid from Venezia in Italy and they ultimately agreed to pay a transfer fee of €3.64m to secure his services.

A slow start in La Serenissima

Newly promoted to Serie A, the Venice based club were on a major recruitment drive to prepare for the challenge of top flight football and Tessmann was one of a dozen permanent and loan signings that they made that summer. He went straight into the squad and made his debut as a substitute in the opening game of the season, a 2-0 defeat at Napoli.

Tanner Tessmann was almost ever-present in the match-day squad thereafter, although his actual playing time was somewhat limited. He made only six starts in Serie A, playing the full ninety minutes just twice, but appeared a further fourteen times off the bench. The one time he wasn’t part of the squad was due to suspension after he picked up the first red card of his career in a defeat to Lazio in December 2021.

Venezia found the going tough in Serie A and were embroiled in a season long struggle against relegation, which was ultimately unsuccessful. They finished bottom of the table and made an immediate return to Serie B. Their Coppa Italia campaign wasn’t much more successful. They did eliminate Fabio Grosso’s Frosinone side on penalties in the First Round, despite Tessmann having his spot kick saved, but they went out to Atalanta in the Round of 16.

Bouncing Back

Venezia suffered from a severe relegation hangover and got off to a dreadful start to life back in Serie B. They were still down in nineteenth place at the end of January before an upturn in form saw them rise steadily to eighth by the end of the season. That improvement coincided with Tessmann nailing down a starting spot in central midfield and he didn’t miss a single minute of action from the start of March until the final game of the season. He also scored the first three goals of his European adventure.

That late charge up the table secured a promotion play-off spot for Venezia, but they lost out to Cagliari at the first hurdle. That setback, however, was soon a distant memory as the Neroverdi started the 2023-24 season in fine fettle with Tanner Tessmann now a totemic talisman at the heart of the team. He missed only one game and contributed six goals as Venezia finished fourth but this time successfully negotiated the play-offs to gain promotion back to Serie A.

Ligue 1 beckons

That summer Venezia looked to cash in on their rising star and Tessmann was strongly linked with a move to Internazionale before Lyon moved to snap him up, making him the first American to sign for the Olympique Lyonnais men’s team. At 6 ft 2″ and nicknamed ‘Tanner the Tank’ he promises to be a useful additional to the Lyon midfield options.

Thus far he has been used sparingly by coach Pierre Sage, making just three starts and seven substitute appearances in the first half of the Ligue 1 season, with a further four starts in cup competitions. Opportunities may be more forthcoming after the January transfer window if the Lyon squad is thinned out by player departures.

Representing the Stars and Stripes

As of January 2025, Tanner Tessmann has six international caps to his name. His first involvement with the USA national team setup came in September 2019 when he earned a call-up to the U-20 squad from coach Tab Ramos whilst playing for North Texas SC. Just sixteen months later, in January 2021, having impressed for FC Dallas in MLS, he was selected for the full USMNT by coach Gregg Berhalter.

Tessmann’s debut came as a 78th minute substitute in a 7-0 friendly win over Trinidad & Tobago in Orlando. He didn’t get any further playing time until September 2023 and another substitute appearance in a 3-0 friendly win against Uzbekistan in St Louis. During the intervening period he had been racking up appearances for the USA U-23 team and he was subsequently part of the squad that went to the Olympic Games in France in 2024.

In fact, Tanner Tessmann was given the honour of wearing the captain’s armband during that tournament and he led his country into the knockout phase despite a 3-0 defeat to the hosts in their opening match. They recovered to comfortably beat New Zealand and Guinea in Group A before being outclassed by Morocco in the quarter-finals.

Following his move to Lyon, Tessmann has been back in the senior USA squad and he made his first starts in the CONCACAF Nations League quarter-finals tie against Jamaica in November 2024, in which the USA won both legs to progress to the semi. He looks set to be a mainstay of the USMNT for years to come.

Abner Vinícius – Player Profile

Abner Vinícius is a Brazilian left-back who joined Olympique Lyonnais from Real Betis in July 2024. He signed on a five year contract and cost the French club €8 million, with Betis entitled to twenty per cent of the fee if Lyon ever sell him on.

To give him his full name, Abner Vinícius da Silva Santos, was just twenty-four years old when he arrived in the Rhône department to hook up with his new team mates. He was handed the number sixteen shirt in Pierre Sage’s Lyon squad and he simply carries the moniker ‘Abner’ on his back, rather than his full appellation.

Abner was signed to offer cover for Nicolás Tagliafico in the left-back role at Lyon and ultimately to compete with the Argentinian international for a place in the first team. As it transpired, Tagliafico was out injured for the first few games of the season, so Abner got his chance on the opening weekend of the 2024-25 Ligue 1 campaign.

In at the deep end

The young Brazilian looked bright going forwards against Rennes, with some promising attacking contributions down the left flank, but endured a torrid time at the other end of the field where the Lyon defence shipped three goals without reply against the Bretons. Things were equally difficult against Monaco the following weekend when Lyon lost 0-2 at home.

Gradually things started to improve as Abner built up an understanding with his new team mates and grew in confidence. They picked up a first win of the season on matchday three with a 4-3 victory against Strasbourg and soon found a bit of consistency. Abner started each of the first six Ligue 1 matches, either at left-back or as wing-back whenever Sage opted for a 3-5-2 formation.

He even scored his first goal for Lyon, the opener in a 4-0 win away at Le Havre in October, before dropping to the bench for a few games as the returning Tagliafico took over on the left side of the defence. His second goal followed soon after, in a 2-2 Europa League draw away at Hoffenheim. Since then, he has been rotated in and out of the starting XI by Sage, sharing the role with Tagliafico whilst clearly growing into the Lyon shirt and looking more assured with every outing.

Adding to a long list of Brazil internationals at OL

Indeed, Abner’s performances for Lyon had not gone unnoticed back home in Brazil and he was called up to the Brazilian national team squad for the first time in October 2024 by coach Dorival Júnior. He started both matches for the Seleção as they beat Chile and Peru in World Cup Qualifying and retained his place the following month for a pair of 1-1 draws against Venezuela and Uruguay.

Abner’s sudden elevation to the Brazil team means that Lyon now find themselves in the enviable position of having the current starting left-backs for both Brazil and Argentina and he is scheduled to come up against Tagliafico during the next international break, in March 2025, when Brazil travel to their southerly neighbours.

Whether both players are still at the club by then remains to be seen as Lyon are desperate to raise funds and may be forced to sell during the January transfer window, but for now they have an embarrassment of riches in this department.

A whirlwind rise to the Hurricane

Abner was born in Presidente Prudente, a city of around a quarter of a million inhabitants in São Paulo State. He began his youth career with spells at local club Grêmio Desportivo Prudente and then Mogi Mirim before signing for Campinas based Ponte Preta in 2017. It was there that he broke through into senior football, making his first team debut in the Paulista State Championship in March 2019, aged just 18. He went on to play nine matches in the Brazilian Serie B later that season and notched up first ever professional goal.

Those performances were enough to attract the attention of Club Athletico Paranaense, across the state border in neighbouring Paraná. The Curitiba based club shelled out around €2.4 million for the teenager’s services in July 2019 and he signed a five year contract with the ‘Furacão’ or Hurricane, as they are known. Abner was a regular in their matchday squad for the remainder of the campaign but only made seven appearances as he gradually adjusted to Serie A football.

First taste of silverware

Future national team manager Dorival Júnior had taken the reins at Athletico in time for the 2020 season, but the state championship, the Campeonato Paranaense, had barely got underway when the COVID-19 pandemic struck. The resultant suspension of all footballing activities in Brazil imposed a four month hiatus on Abner Vinícius’ nascent career. The competition resumed in July and Athletico advanced to the final where they faced their cross-town rivals Coritiba over two legs. Unfortunately both matches had to be played behind closed doors due to the virus, so nobody was present to witness a pair of dramatic stoppage time goals in the second leg that sealed a 3-1 aggregate victory and the first trophy of Abner’s career.

Abner had played the full ninety minutes in both legs of the final and was the undisputed first choice left-back when the new Serie A campaign kicked off later that August. Dorival Júnior was dismissed after a run of four defeats in their opening six matches, but Abner only missed four matches all season as Athletico recovered to ninth place to qualify for the Copa Sudamericana.

Going for Gold

The ongoing effects of the pandemic continued to disrupt the 2021 season somewhat, but normality had returned enough for the postponed Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games to take place in July. Abner made his debut for Brazil’s U-23 team in a pre-tournament friendly match and, although he only got a solitary minute of playing time during the finals themselves, he collected an Olympic Gold Medal as part of André Jardine’s winning squad.

Abner returned from Japan as the Copa Sudamericana reached the quarter-finals stage and he helped Athletico get past LDU Quito and Peñarol to reach the final against compatriots Red Bull Bragantino at the Estadio Centenario in Montevideo. Playing as a wing-back down the left side, he helped the ‘Furacão’ to a 1-0 win, meaning that he had lifted domestic, international and continental trophies in the space of sixteen months.

Libertadores heartbreak

The 2022 season saw Athletico Paranaense lose the Recopa Sudamericana against Palmeiras, reach the semi-finals of the Campeonato Paranaense, and finish an impressive sixth in Serie A. However, the highlight was their Copa Libertadores campaign, which took them all the way to the final at the Estadio Monumental Banco Pichincha in Guayaquil, Ecuador where they faced Flamengo of Rio de Janeiro for the continent’s most prestigious trophy.

It was a tight match, but a five minute period just before the interval proved pivotal when Athletico centre-back Pedro Henrique was dismissed for a second yellow card offence and Gabriel Barbosa scored the only goal of the game in first half stoppage time. The victorious Flamengo manager was none other than Dorival Júnior, who would go on to give Abner his first caps for Brazil less than two years later.

Real deal takes Abner to Spain

Another renowned manager, Chilean Manuel Pellegrini, opted to pay around €7 million to sign Abner Vinícius for Real Betis in the January 2023 transfer window. He made his debut as an extra time substitute in a Copa del Rey match against Osasuna. His future Lyon team mate Paul Akouokou also came off the bench a few minutes later, but neither could prevent a defeat on penalties following a 2-2 draw.

Abner was in and out of the Betis starting line-up during the second half of that 2022-23 LaLiga season as he adapted to European football following his move. He did start both legs of their UEFA Europa League last 16 tie against Manchester United but Betis ended up on the wrong end of a 5-1 aggregate scoreline. They eventually finished in sixth place in LaLiga.

Last season was slightly underwhelming for Betis as they crashed out of European competition and the domestic cup before the end of February and only managed to place seventh in the 2023-24 LaLiga table. On a personal note, Abner Vinícius struggled to hold down a regular spot in the starting line-up, but he did feature in just over half of their fixtures as he shared left-back duties with Juan Miranda. Both players were moved on in July 2024 as part of a clear-out that saw former Lyon hero Nabil Fekir also leave the club. Fekir went to Al Jazira in the UAE and Abner, of course, headed to Lyon.

Morrisons the Best Deep Filled Mince Pies

Price: £2.75 for a box of 6 (14/12/2024)

Morrisons the Best Deep Filled Mince Pies box
Morrisons the Best Deep Filled Mince Pies box

These are the premium mince pies from British supermarket chain Morrisons. They are part of Morrisons’ ‘the Best’ range of premium foods and therefore should be a cut above their standard Rich & Fruity Mince Pies. They are described on the front of the box as ‘melt-in-the-mouth short crust pastry generously filled with our indulgent mincemeat, infused with brandy and cider, seasoned with warming spices’. That’s enough to whet anyone’s appetite.

Morrisons the Best Deep Filled Mince Pie
Morrisons the Best Deep Filled Mince Pie

If the description on the top of the packaging didn’t fully convince you, there’s a further marketing blurb on one end. It says ‘expertly crafted using the finest ingredients and an authentic recipe, our deep filled mince pies are made with all-butter pastry – for those festive occasions when only The Best will do’.

The pies are attractively presented with a thick 8-pointed star shaped lid that is decorated with a snowflake pattern. Happily, they are suitable for vegetarians.

Cold Taste Test

These Morrisons the Best Deep Filled Mince Pies have some of the thickest pastry cases of any of the mince pies that I have sampled ahead of Christmas 2024. In my book, that is a good thing, because this is good pastry. It’s nice and crisp on the outside and not overly stodgy on the inside considering its thickness, which could have made it difficult to cook right through. If I were to be particularly critical then I might suggest that the texture could be a little more crumbly, but on the whole it is pretty good.

The mincemeat, when cold, is quite a densely packed and cohesive substance. It’s not as juicy or fruity as many of its competitors and the constituent pieces are mostly small. It has quite a tangy taste at first and I could pick out hints of citrus flavours and spices but not much trace of the alcohol.

Hot Taste Test

A short blast in the microwave is the way I’ve heated up all the mince pies in this series for the hot taste test, so for the sake of consistency, these Morrisons ‘the Best’ Deep Filled Mince Pies received the same treatment. The pastry remained very good once it had been warmed up, and I felt as though there was more of a buttery taste in evidence. The mincemeat was woken up a bit by the heat and I got a few nice juicy pieces of vine fruit, but overall it still came across as quite a dry and unadventurous concoction. They could probably have been a bit more daring with the recipe rather than staying well within their comfort zone.

Morrisons the Best Deep Filled Mince Pie
Morrisons the Best Deep Filled Mince Pie

Verdict

Overall, these are pretty good mince pies and the price point is decent for a premium variety pie. They can more than hold their own against most of their rivals and I wouldn’t hesitate to buy them again. They’d make a good addition to anyone’s Christmas dessert or snacking spread. The pastry is their real strength, whereas the mincemeat filling is good, solid, yet unspectacular fayre.

Nutrition

Typical values (per 100g):

  • Energy: 388 kcal
  • Fat: 13 g
  • Saturates: 8.3 g
  • Carbohydrate: 63.5 g
  • Of which sugars: 32.9 g
  • Fibre : 1.7 g
  • Protein: 3.4 g
  • Salt: 0.09 g

Morrisons Rich & Fruity Mince Pies

Price: £1.45 for a box of 6 (14/12/2024)

Morrisons Rich and Fruity Mince Pies box
Morrisons Rich and Fruity Mince Pies box

This is the standard mince pie offering from British supermarket chain Morrisons. Visually they appear very similar to the Aldi Holly Lane mince pies, with an embossed snowflake motif on the lid, although the design here is marginally less intricate.

Morrisons Rich and Fruity Mince Pie
Morrisons Rich and Fruity Mince Pie

These mince pies are described on the packaging as ‘rich and fruity mincemeat in a shortcrust pastry case’, which is straight and to the point, as befits a Yorkshire headquartered supermarket chain. The pies are suitable for vegetarians and they do unfortunately contain palm oil.

Cold Taste Test

The pastry isn’t great. It’s quite stodgy, even in the lid, which is flimsy enough to have drooped down onto the mincemeat on most specimens. The mincemeat itself is a nice traditional flavour with plenty of small pieces of fruit and a decent texture.

Hot Taste Test

The packaging recommends oven heating them or giving them a mere ten seconds blast in a 900w microwave. I opted for the latter. It had little effect on the pastry, which was still stodgy, particularly where the underside of the lid had been in contact with the filling. The warm mincemeat was delicious, with the puree becoming more fluid and the flavours enhanced, although it was teetering on the brink of being slightly too sweet.

Morrisons Rich and Fruity Mince Pie
Morrisons Rich and Fruity Mince Pie

Verdict

The Morrisons Rich & Fruity Mince Pies are nice enough, but they are not quite up there with the very best of the rival supermarket standard range mince pies, such as the aforementioned Aldi Holly Lane mince pies. The pastry is what lets them down. Maybe it could be redeemed by a stint in a hot oven, but there are definitely better options out there at a similar price point.

Nutrition

Typical values (per 100g):

  • Energy: 410 kcal
  • Fat: 16 g
  • Saturates: 5.5 g
  • Carbohydrate: 61.6 g
  • Of which sugars: 25.2 g
  • Fibre : 2.4 g
  • Protein: 3.6 g
  • Salt: 0.28 g

Mince Pies by Sainsbury’s

Price: £1.70 for a box of 6 (08/12/2024)

Mince Pies by Sainsbury's box
Mince Pies by Sainsbury’s box

These are Sainsbury’s standard mince pies for the 2024 festive season, sitting below their premium Taste the Difference Mince Pies in their range. The packaging describes them as ‘butter enriched shortcrust pastry cases with a mincemeat filling’. They are suitable for vegetarians and they do contain palm oil. The lids are decorated with a Christmas tree design.

A Mince Pies by Sainsbury's mince pie
A Mince Pies by Sainsbury’s mince pie

Nutritionally, these Mince Pies by Sainsbury’s stand out from the field as having less sugar content than most of their competitors. At only 22.3g of sugar per 100g of pie, they rate significantly below the average for the mince pies that we have tested, so perhaps they are one of the healthier options.

Cold Taste Test

The pastry on these Mince Pies by Sainsbury’s is a bit of a mixed bag. The pastry lids are nice, crisp and crumbly but, by contrast, the pastry in the sides and base is a bit soggy from the mincemeat juice and leaves a lot to be desired. The mincemeat did meet with my unequivocal approval. It’s a tasty recipe with plenty of big juicy pieces of vine fruit and it’s definitely one of the better mincemeats to be found in any of the non-premium mince pie varieties.

Hot Taste Test

A quick blast in the microwave really didn’t do anything to affect my view of the pasty. It was still a case of ‘lid good, bottom and sides stodgy’, The warmed up mincemeat was even more of a treat, however, than when it was cool. So much fruity goodness!

A Mince Pies by Sainsbury's mince pie
A Mince Pies by Sainsbury’s mince pie

Verdict

Overall, as supermarket standard range mince pies go, these Mince Pies by Sainsbury’s are some of the better ones. The mincemeat is great and the pastry is good in places. It’s a shame they are let down by stodgy sides or they would be a real contender. That said, they have enough going for them to be recommended as a decent option for anyone who isn;t buying a premium variety.

Nutrition

Typical values (per 100g):

  • Energy: 400 kcal
  • Fat: 15.5 g
  • Saturates: 6.2 g
  • Carbohydrate: 60.3 g
  • Of which sugars: 22.3 g
  • Fibre : 1.7 g
  • Protein: 3.9 g
  • Salt: 0.34 g

Aldi Specially Selected All Butter Mince Pies

Price: £1.99 for a box of 6 (26/11/2024)

Aldi Specially Selected All Butter Mince Pies box
Aldi Specially Selected All Butter Mince Pies box

These Aldi Specially Selected All butter Mince Pies are flavoured with a trio of alcoholic beverages, namely Cognac, Ruby Port and Dry Cider. The text on the box claims that these contribute to a ‘rich, deep flavour‘. Specially Selected is Aldi’s premium foods range, so these are their luxury version mince pies, as opposed to their budget Holly Lane Mince Pies.

Aldi Specially Selected All Butter Mince Pie
Aldi Specially Selected All Butter Mince Pie

These traditionally sized and shaped mince pies feature a star and snowflake design atop the pastry lid, with a dusting of icing sugar to finish them off. They are suitable for vegetarians and they do contain palm oil.

Cold Taste Test

The pastry is firm and crumbly with a strong buttery taste and a good texture. There’s a decent helping of mincemeat inside, and I have to say that it’s one of the nicest mincemeat recipes that I have tasted. It’s very fruity with apple being by far the dominant flavour. Those who are sticklers for a really traditional tasting mincemeat might find it a tad too apple-y, but I found it to be refreshingly different without straying too far from the tried and trusted formula.

Hot Taste Test

The pastry survived microwave heating without losing too much of its crumbly texture. I haven’t tested them in the oven, but I’m sure this pastry would come out very nicely. The mincemeat was still delicious when heated up, with the apple a prominent flavour once again. I couldn’t detect much hint of the Cognac or Port infusion, but maybe my palate isn’t sophisticated enough. I assume they are discreetly contributing to the overall effect, which is a very pleasing blend of flavours.

Aldi Specially Selected All Butter Mince Pie
Aldi Specially Selected All Butter Mince Pie

Verdict

Regardless of price, these are definitely up there with the best mince pies on the market, but at just £1.99 for a pack of six, they represent a real bargain. They outperform luxury mince pies from other brands that retail at twice the price. I can’t really recommend these Aldi Specially Selected All Butter Mince Pies highly enough. They are a top quality product at a knockdown price and I’ll definitely be stocking up on them before they disappear from the shelves after the turn of the year.

Nutrition

Typical values (per 100g):

  • Energy: 385 kcal
  • Fat: 13.7 g
  • Saturates: 9 g
  • Carbohydrate: 61 g
  • Of which sugars: 36.4 g
  • Fibre : 2.1 g
  • Protein: 3.4 g
  • Salt: 0.23 g

Co-op Irresistible All Butter Pastry Luxury Mince Pies

Price: £2.95 for a box of 6 (23/11/2024)

Co-op Irresistible All Butter Pastry Luxury Mince Pies box
Co-op Irresistible All Butter Pastry Luxury Mince Pies box

This is Co-op’s premium mince pie variety. They have a slightly unusual splodge shaped pastry lid with gaps around the edge and in the centre to let heat escape during cooking. They are decorated with an eight point star and they are described on the box as ‘filled with a rich spiced fruit and brandy mincemeat‘.

Co-op Irresistible All Butter Pastry Luxury Mince Pie
Co-op Irresistible All Butter Pastry Luxury Mince Pie

The details provided on the rear of the packaging describe them as ‘all butter pastry filled with mincemeat made with vine fruits, apple, brandy and port and topped with a sweet dusting’. They are suitable for vegetarians, but unfortunately they do contain palm oil.

Cold Taste Test

The pastry is of average thickness, has a good, buttery taste and a nice crisp and crumbly texture, making it one of the better mince pie pastries on the market for Christmas 2024. There’s a reasonable amount of mincemeat filling packed with plenty of juicy fruit. It’s definitely one of the more alcoholic flavoured mincemeats that I’ve sampled this year, which may not be to everyone’s taste.

Hot Taste Test

When microwaved for 14 seconds at 750W the pastry becomes a bit softer and stodgier. Oven cooking is of course preferable for preserving or even enhancing the pastry texture. I preferred the flavour of the mincemeat when warmed up.

Co-op Irresistible All Butter Pastry Luxury Mince Pie
Co-op Irresistible All Butter Pastry Luxury Mince Pie

Verdict

Although these are undoubtedly good mince pies, I don’t think that they are quite up there with the very best of their competition in the UK luxury mince pie market in 2024. I did really like the mincemeat when it was warm, so I think they probably come into their own when oven heated. They are definitely a strong contender if you are planning on serving hot mince pies at your Christmas gathering.

Nutrition

Typical values (per 100g):

  • Energy: 378 kcal
  • Fat: 13 g
  • Saturates: 8.5 g
  • Carbohydrate: 62 g
  • Of which sugars: 35 g
  • Fibre : 1.5 g
  • Protein: 3.5 g
  • Salt: 0.07 g

Lidl Deluxe All Butter Mince Pies

Price: £1.99 for a box of 6 (26/11/2024)

Lidl Deluxe All Butter Mince Pies Box
Lidl Deluxe All Butter Mince Pies Box

These ‘Deluxe All Butter Mince Pies’ are from Lidl, although you wouldn’t know it from a quick glance at the packaging because neither the Lidl name nor logo appears anywhere on the top or sides of the box. It is there discretely on the underside, as if the pies are trying to go incognito. The Deluxe range is apparently Lidl’s luxury brand, so this is their premium mince pie offering.

Lidl Deluxe All Butter Mince Pie
Lidl Deluxe All Butter Mince Pie

Hopefully these mince pies will turn out to be a lot better than Lidl’s budget variety, which didn’t get a good review here. The blurb on the box describes them as “crumbly, all butter shortcrust pastry cases, generously deep filled with lightly spiced mincemeat laced with brandy and finished with a sweet dusting“. There’s a pretty heavy dusting of sugar atop the pack that I bought, but looking at the rest of the shelf, it does vary somewhat.

Cold Taste Test

These Lidl Deluxe All Butter Mince Pies have some of the thickest pastry cases that I have encountered on any mince pies thus far in the 2024 festive season. Seeing as it’s good quality pastry, with a nice crumbly texture and noticeable buttery flavour, that counts as a positive feature in my book. The mincemeat is a nice traditional tasting mixture without any gimmicky flavourings and you can just about pick out notes of the brandy. All in all, these are very satisfying mince pies and I would rate them among the best in the field.

Hot Taste Test

The pastry was still decent after a quick blast in the microwave, although it did become a lot less crumbly and ever so slightly stodgy. The mincemeat was still delicious with the flavours enhanced by the heat. It’s a very fruity mincemeat without as much gooey fluid as many of its competitors. When oven heated, as per the instructions on the packet, I imagine these mince pies, with their thick pastry, would be some of the best available in the supermarkets this year.

Lidl Deluxe All Butter Mince Pie
Lidl Deluxe All Butter Mince Pie

Verdict

First a note on the nutritional values because, somewhat surprisingly, these are amongst the lowest fat mince pies on the market, so that counts in their favour (although they are relatively high in saturates). The only minor complaint that I would make is that Lidl have been a bit stingy with the mincemeat filling. There’s plenty of space available for them to pack a bit more in. Other than that, it’s hard to find any faults with them. They are a high quality product that all mince pie lovers should enjoy this Christmas and they’re great value for money too, at around half the price of many rival luxury mince pies.

Nutrition

Typical values (per 100g):

  • Energy: 374 kcal
  • Fat: 12.9 g
  • Saturates: 8.3 g
  • Carbohydrate: 59.8 g
  • Of which sugars: 35.7 g
  • Fibre : 2.3 g
  • Protein: 3.5 g
  • Salt: 0.29 g

Aldi Holly Lane Mince Pies

Price: £1.25 for a box of 6 (29/11/2024)

Aldi Holly Lane Mince Pies box
Aldi Holly Lane Mince Pies box

These are Aldi’s budget mince pie offering. They are marketed under their ‘Holly Lane’ brand, which is named after the location of Aldi’s UK headquarters in Atherstone, Warwickshire. Appropriately, the box is decorated with some holly leaves, amongst other festive foliage, although the pies themselves bear a snowflake motif atop the pastry lid.

Aldi Holly Lane Mince Pie
Aldi Holly Lane Mince Pie

The text on the packaging describes these pies as “shortcrust pastry cases filled with mincemeat, topped with a pastry lid and a light dusting of sugar“. They are also boldly advertised as being “deep filled“.

Cold Taste Test

Somewhat surprisingly for a budget brand mince pie, I was immediately impressed by the quality of the pastry. Previous experience had given me low expectations in this department, but these Aldi Holly Lane Mince Pies are punching above their weight. Their pastry has a great texture. It is crisp and crumbles nicely in your mouth. The mincemeat is a nice traditional flavour, fruity and not too sweet. The overall effect is pleasing and they make for a nice cold snack.

Hot Taste Test

Once microwaved, the mincemeat filling became a lot runnier but the pastry largely retained its crisp consistency. It’s not a very complex mincemeat recipe with layers of subtle flavouring or anything like that. Some might find it a little bland, but it’s in line with what is to be expected from a budget pie and is more than acceptable at this price point.

Aldi Holly Lane Mince Pie
Aldi Holly Lane Mince Pie

Verdict

All things considered, these are undoubtedly some of the best budget mince pies that I have sampled. They are so much better than some of their competitors, such as the disappointing Lidl Favorina Mince Pies that it’s hard to believe they occupy the same place in the market. At only £1.25 for a pack of six, they represent great value for money and I’ll definitely be buying the Aldi Holly Lane Mince Pies again in the future. One final point of note is that they have the lowest level of sugar (24g per 100g) of any pies that I have reviewed so far, which means you needn’t feel quite so guilty about eating them.

Nutrition

Typical values (per 100g):

  • Energy: 395 kcal
  • Fat: 14.6 g
  • Saturates: 4.6 g
  • Carbohydrate: 60.8 g
  • Of which sugars: 24 g
  • Fibre : 2.9 g
  • Protein: 3.6 g
  • Salt: 0.22 g